Galaxies & Tea Leaves
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The snow may be falling in the winter of your discontent, but at least you've got sarcastic company! ~
(for app - icon art done by becc-is-a-reptile, header from Kuragehime)
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awfulsquad:

its saturday rb saturday shorts [yt]

aww-so-pretty:

Aww the most beautiful cat that you will see today

notmike95:

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Bayonetta

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pukicho:

florenceisnottrash:

pukicho:

We dream of the summertime during winter. We yearn for the winter during summer.

What fatal flaw has God injected the human psyche with? Why must we always strive for the things furthest away from us?

are you okay :(

My feet are cold as FUCK dude

ilovemusicalyy:

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tiktoksithinkarefunny:

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wiggloid:

pangur-and-grim:

despazito:

hey quick question what the fuck is going on with mole arms

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who allowed this little man to exist

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optimal scoopin

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idea: bath bombs but when they r done doing a fizzle, there’s a tiny sea monster/creature instead of the prizes they sometimes do

raggedyannazon:

iguanamouth:

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ive never even used or eaten a bath bomb before thank you so much

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Originally posted by trendinggifs

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joey-wheeler-official:

lvl-5-kobold:

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

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now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

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we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

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“penguin brothers forever”

CLUB PENGUIN 2!!!

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biff-donderglutes:

pettydavis:

im-prada–u-nada:

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this is a very fifth eye open galaxy brain mood

60 weeks of DBT group in one tweet

johnegbertfromtv:

zennistrad:

ink-quill-coffee:

buggerygrips:

honestly, out of all the games that might have patch notes reading “fixed a Geneva convention violation”, Stardew Valley was not one I expected.

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Lol?!?

This far from the first game to do so. This specific Geneva Conventions violation is so common in video games the Red Cross itself has had to tell the industry to knock it off.

My favorite part of it all is that it makes “Neopets violated the Geneva Conventions in the early 2000s” a completely true sentence.

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camalilium:

me after playing Bayonetta once

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Imagine... dragonfruit dragons...

iguanamouth:

ooohoho HO you got me

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